Two things that Halo taught me

April 11, 2007 at 7:41 pm

• If by chance you encounter the situation wherein someone is attempting to deal bodily harm to you with their vehicle, head for the nearest boulder or tree. You can maneuver around it easier than the vehicle can.
• On the other hand, should you find yourself with the need to strike someone with your vehicle, and they don't have a boulder or tree nearby, be sure to swing your vehicle sideways just before the anticipated moment of impact. The targeted individual, in a moment of attempted self-preservation, will likely attempt to leap out of your vehicle's path. Approaching the target at a sideways orientation will maximize the probability that the afore-mentioned attempt at remaining alive shall be in vain.